Relax. Refresh.
Re-imagine.
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Relax. Refresh.
Re-imagine.
-Elegant wine coolers -Emo Rap music -Dilettante massage
What We Do...
We'll put a smile on your face
We're not really experts at what we do. But guessing at the best techniques is only part of the process, we're also here to get you inebriated. Whether you're here for a one-hour service or end up passing out, your happiness is of utmost importance!
Once you've finished that 4th Old Fashioned.
Soon, you'll be confused whether you're smelling incense or weed. Our fragrance oils are a combination of baby tears and tequila made to complete your relaxation. From the massage to the funny jokes, our services are a great way to make you forget we're not actually a spa. Take a step back from the bustle of everyday thug life. Come take a break with us.
